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Summer Vacation :Karkat: No Flaws

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"Gotta problem with that, fuckass!?" a short one with nubby horns asked you. You were about to say something when a smile crept on your face, "Aww hes cute when hes mad!"
Dave laughed at the troll, and walked away from the two girls and John, over to you. "This is Karkat Vantas. The great leader of this group"
"Shut up, Strider!"
"Alright. I take back my compliment. You," Dave poked Karkat, "go introduce (Name) to everyone"
"Fucking, Strider, I don't have to!"
"Fine, I'll have someone who can handle it, do it"
"I CAN FUCKING HANDLE IT!" Karkat yelled. Dave crossed his arms, "Prove it"
Karkat grabs your arm and before you know it, your being dragged away into the house. Dave is smirking at you as you go inside.
The troll holding your wrist spins you around to face three trolls. "Tavros, Gamzee, and Vriska. The one with stuttering problems and metal legs is Tavros. The stupid fucking clown asshole whos high all the time is Gamzee, my fucking morial. The huge bitch with the eye-patch is Vriska" he looks at you seriously, "Don't talk to her unless you want to be fed to a spider-"
Suddenly, another troll glomped Karkat to the ground, licking his face, "Get the fuck off me, Terezi!"
The troll you guess is Terezi crawls off Karkat and starts sniffing the air, "I smell (what you smell like)!" you blink and go wide eyed as she licks your cheek.
"Mmm, tastes like (wysl) too!" she laughs widley and Karkat introduces her as well,
"Terezi. The blind, crazy one who sees by smelling"
Before Terezi could lick you again, Karkat pulled you away and ran for three other trolls,
"Lispy one is Sollux. Autistic cat girl is Nepeta. Fucking sweat ball is Equius"
You feel very cold for a moment and turn around to see a girl.. or a troll.. your not sure! "Oh, yeah, thats Aradia. Shes dead. Sometimes she'll use that body Sweat-quius made for her but" Karkat shrugged and you stared at the ghost. You swore she smiled before flying off.
Karkat introduced you to Kanaya, Eridan and Feferi and you met back up with your human friends.
(I'M NOT CREATIVE SO WE'LL JUST SKIP TO A FEW DAYS LATER!)
You've been having a lot of fun this summer! You have spent a lot of time with Karkat, You flopped on your bed and Karkat stood there in the doorway.
Rose turned to him and coughed to get his attention, "Karkat?"
"Huh?" he turned to her
"Not to be rude but, why are you here?"
"Oh I just.. we were all going swimming so I wanted to invite.. you guys..?" it sounded to much like a question. Terezi and Nepeta popped out of nowhere, "Swimming! Yay!" the green-blood shouted. Terezi laughed, "Lets goooo~"
Soon everyone was out at the beach. Terezi was making Nepeta into a sand castle, Vriska came and knocked it over, and the two were chasing her. John joined in to try and help his spider-troll friend. Tavros was playing with a crab, Gamzee sat next to him.. staring into space. You looked over to see Rose and Kanaya conversing. Equius was stalking Aradia and Sollux. Dave and Jade were off somewhere. Karkat sat next to his morial- you think you know what that is- boredly. You noticed two trolls were missing and turned to tap Roses' shoulder, "Wheres Eridan and Feferi?"
"They are capable of breathing underwater so I am guessing they are swimming" Kanaya answered for Rose. You sighed as they went back to talking. You got up and walked over to Karkat, sitting down next to him.
"What?"
"I'm bored"
"So?"
"Make me un-bored!"
"Why me?"
'Yeah, why him', you ask yourself but theres no responce you want to hear. You make up an excuse, "You look bored too"
"Well.. I sorta am"
"Wanna swim?"
"Not really" he mumbles,pulling his turtleneck up high. Why does he wear that thing it's like 100 degreese out!
"Please?!" you beg.
"Go swim with Eridan or someone!" he yells and stomps off
You sigh and go to find the fish trolls. You give up after a while and sit, halway in the water.
"Hi!" a bubbley voice pops up from the side of you and you fall over. "Oops, sorry, didn't mean to scare you!"
"It's fine.."
"Whale, water you doing here?"
Fish puns? "I just met you earlier" you laugh nervously
"I know! But water you doing HERE in the ocean, by yourself?"
"Looking for someone to swim with since Karkat wouldn't" you sigh.
"Oh, (Name), don't worry about Karcrab! Hes grumpy a lot, but hes a reel sweetheart"
You smile a bit. Feferi starts swimming away and turns back to you expectantly, "Whale, come on!"
"Where?"
"Swimming! Didn't you just say you were looking for someone to swim with?"
"Yeah.." you always have had a bit of fear of the ocean. That couldn't ruin this rummer vacation though! You swam after her and dove under water once you were deep enough. Feferi swam at some fish and brought them to you. You hesitantly held out your hand and it rested ontop of it. You came up for air and met the troll at the bottom once again. The two of you went exploring, your (haircolor) hair getting in your face every now and then.
You two were by some rock when a hand grabbed you. You screamed but remembered you were underwater. You quickly closed your mouth tried to get Feferi's attention but she was busying herself with those fish. The hand let go and the person- or troll, moved in front of you, it was only Eridan. You started swimming to the top, desprately, but it seemed so far away. You passed out.
When you woke up it only started out with voices
"Kar, I really am sorry!"
"Just fucking go"
"Fine.." there were footsteps walking away and you sat up. You rubbed your eyes and opened them, taking a moment to regain your vision.
"Oh, your up!" Karkat was at your side in a flash
"Yeah, what happened?"
"You took my advice and went swimming with Feferi and Eridan" he smirked but his eyes betrayed him. "Are you ok?" you asked, tilting your head a bit.
"Fan-Fucking-tastic. I almost got you drowned"
You blink, "Karkat, why would you blame yourself?"
"Because.. just because!"
"Thats a terrible answer" you laugh a bit. His cheeks turned red and he pulled up his turtleneck. You decided to change the subject,
"Why do you wear a black turtleneck in over 100 degree weather?"
"So no on guesses my blood color" You scrunch up your nose
"Isn't it red?"
"WHAT!? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU-"
"Karkat," you put a hand on his shoulder, "Everyones blood color is red"
"Trolls have different blood colors. Mine is the lowest ever!"
"Does that matter?"
"Well.. sort of. It's fucking hard to explain"
You sigh, this conversation was going no where. After a few minuts of silence you find another question to ask him, "Why are you so angry all the time?"
"Because I'm surrounded by fucking idiots all the time!!" he shouts. You laugh but he continues, "John is a fucking douche who can't take anything seriously! Rose doesn't make any fucking sense with her 'therapist' shit. Jade and Feferi are always so fucking happy! Eridan is so fucking desperate. Sollux is an asshole.." he goes on like this for a long time, telling you the flaws of everyone. The first thing you notice is that he said all that in one breathe. The second was- "Hey you forgot me!"
"Huh?"
"You didn't point out my flaws or whatever"
He mummbled something and pulled up his turtleneck, you can tell hes blushing. "Didn't catch that" you sang.
Suddenly, he turns around and kisses your cheek, "You don't have any" he smiles, face red.
You are shocked for a moment but smile and kiss his cheek. You both stare at the ocean when he breaks the silence, "You are pretty annoying too, though"
"Just ruined the moment, Karkles" you sigh.
*phew* I finished the rest a few minuts ago!
I hope you get laughs and smiles out of this! Someone pointed out that I forgot John in the intro and I'm SOO sorry that I did!
I'm gonna have my sister pre-read it for me.
Please enjoy it and don't kill me! *dies*

Story (c) me
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie
© 2012 - 2024 Theif-Of-Heart
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DAWWWWWWW!!!! (and I AM scared of the sea.....)